So what’s the chance that my place of employment would just happen to be entered into The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Nursing Home in Kentucky. Then what’s the bloody odds that I would be rostered to work on THE Day of Judgment. Then what’s the freaking chance that I would be selected told I was to be in the “promotional” video. The same video that will be aired on The Awards night in November.
Yes. That was me having to re-enact [the first time the dickhead cameraman wasn’t ready] the placing of my perfectly folded linen onto the linen cart then squinting/frowning into the bright light and smiling…My sister will crack up big-time when she reads this, as she *knows* what I’m like with having my picture taken…[even tho I AM extremely photogenic *cackle, snort*]…let alone moving/talking bloody pictures.
One of the Judges [there were three of the bastids] asked where I was from. I answered Australia and then I went *Woohoo* along with the semi raised/pumping arms/hands in triumph. Did you read that right? Can you see it? Yes! I can’t believe I did THAT either. I’m pretty sure [in hope and hindsight] that the camera was turned off, only because I can’t remember being blinded by that probing light when I did it. But then again, maybe I just got used to it and therefore didn’t notice it.
Another Judge made a comment that I didn’t quite hear so I said “sorry?”, he repeated it, I replied but I don’t remember what I said exactly but it must have been good as it cracked everyone up. So much so, that the Administrator later said I was the STAR…yeah STAR BAYBEE…of the afternoon.
Hopefully this STAR will be rewarded by more hours and health insurance in the near future. Which is a distinct possibility as I am supposedly on their books as being full-time, which would be the first time ever for the Laundry department. What can I say. I kick arse in laundering shitty and pissy [can’t forget the pissy] linen. Then again, seeing my fellow laundresses in action [remember Pottie] that’s not saying much now is it.
Today when the Administrator asked how the SuperStar was…notice I’ve been elevated to sooper stardom…I told him I did have trouble entering the Nursing Home door this morning, due to my new fat head.
HaHa!
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It sounds as if you are excelling in the p*ssy and sh*tty department. Who'd a thunk it? [TONGUE]
Cool deal about the health bennies though - those are important! [WINK][COOL]
Yeah they will be if I ever see some of them, waiting for my three months “probation” to be up before I start screaming me old t*ts off about them thair benefits…[LOL]
oh this just keeps getting better'n better
tops.