About Me
I do so hate my alarm clock...they should all be banned from the world.
I always feel that I should put some sort of warning here...so yeah if profanity offends you, you might want to move right along there now. No harm, No foul. If you are one of those that overlooks or perhaps dare I bloody say it, enjoys it somewhat, step on in.
Either way, up to you...;)
ooer pssst...You can place your mouse over any dotted/underlined words to read what I'm really saying or explaining...yeah shut-it, I can hear yers muttering "oh what fun!!".
Nope. Bugger Off. Can't tell yers how it's done...*snort, cackle and now a cough*
Recent Entries
Anal Leakage.
Two words that can stop a conversation in it’s tracks.And apparently a blog post, as I have forgotten where I was going with that.Are you pleased? I... read more
Another Day, Another Dollar.
Some days the LittleFatBastid acts as if he is telling me something that I have no idea about. Just the other day he called me a ColdHeartedBitch. Now... read more
It’s Not My Place to Say.
Anything regarding the pure and utter bloody laziness of my redheaded step-sister-in-law. She is nearing thirty years of age, admittedly some of those... read more
Gossip. Gossip. Whose Got the Gossip?
So drama abounds in the housekeeping/laundry department. HaHa I love it. Especially when I’m watching it unfold by the sidelines. Occasionally I’m... read more
Life in the Superstar Lane.
As much as I will never say no to extra shifts, I was very relieved to make it past noon on my day off without receiving a can-you-come-into-work phon... read more
Patience May Be a Virtue, But…
Impatience can be more amusing.When someone calls me an impatient bitch, I don’t doubt it. I know I can be. But I also know I can be extremely patie... read more
Lights, Camera and [Me In] Action.
So what’s the chance that my place of employment would just happen to be entered into The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Nursing Home in Kentucky. ... read more
A Big Jar of Nothing ...
Okay it’s official they ARE trying to break my “no worries” Aussie spirit. I didn’t quite get my three rostered days off…more one complete o... read more
Good Lord!
They’re trying to bloodywell kill me. Or *squinty-eyes* perhaps just break my Aussie spirit. Seven days straight of having to arise at the ungodly h... read more
So Here I Am, Laundress to Tha Stars.
Or you would think so by the receiving party that was sent forth to welcome the new nursing home resident. Mr Inlet. Turns out he was the founder of t... read more
